To start off, you may call me Vinny, I am a person who loves animals and my computer (obviously) my birthday is August 12.
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
This is the funniest picture of a groom with his groom’s men I’ve ever seen.
This long distance pillow lights up when the other person is sleeping on theirs
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me
If you are CIS and would date a transperson reblog this I need to know that there is just one person out there that would do this.
Were I unwed I would.